***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

To: martin_fierro

41 posted on 05/31/2013 8:59:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

To: All; Admin Moderator

Excuse me, but WTH could possibly have been wrong with the Madeline pic that it needed to be removed?

42 posted on 05/31/2013 9:13:50 AM PDT by conservativebabe

To: conservativebabe

Not enough cow bell? You never know these days...(am betting adminimals are copy right sensitive)

43 posted on 05/31/2013 9:15:49 AM PDT by llevrok (How hot does the water need to get before the frog should jump out?)

44 posted on 05/31/2013 9:31:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

To: conservativebabe

I think the Madeline pic violates copywright, so the mods removed it.

45 posted on 05/31/2013 9:47:39 AM PDT by fredhead (Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.)

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO IM IN!

46 posted on 05/31/2013 9:51:50 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

To: fredhead; conservativebabe

47 posted on 05/31/2013 10:55:44 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)

To: Lucky9teen; Arrowhead1952

My friend Arrowhead1952 emailed this to me this morning. I thought he would have posted it by now, but he has not, so here it is!

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals .......very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could kill them and make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now...

48 posted on 05/31/2013 10:58:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady

To: RandallFlagg

Who’s Madeline?

I thought madelines were vanilla cookies with a hint of lemon?

49 posted on 05/31/2013 11:00:09 AM PDT by TheOldLady

To: conservativebabe

50 posted on 05/31/2013 12:32:13 PM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)

I was going to post that earlier, but our home network went haywire for a few hours. I’ve been outside working since early this morning so just now getting inside to the cool AC.

51 posted on 05/31/2013 12:46:53 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)

To: Arrowhead1952

Oh, oops! Hope you don’t mind that I jumped the gun.

52 posted on 05/31/2013 1:22:18 PM PDT by TheOldLady

To: RandallFlagg

Ok good enough all. Thanks. It wasn’t my post but I noticed it was removed and I was curious because the content wasn’t offensive.

53 posted on 05/31/2013 1:44:16 PM PDT by conservativebabe

54 posted on 05/31/2013 2:25:02 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)

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