The Americans With No Abilities Act

[NCjim]

I received it via email with no link. It was scarily close enough to reality...

Subsequently another friend sent me a link...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act,541/

[cfoster]

From The Onion, 1998: http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act,541/

[eccentric]

Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the inept include retail sales (72 percent), the airline industry (68 percent), and home-improvement warehouse stores (65 percent).

What about Walmart's great contribution?!?!

[Doomonyou]

Alternatively, how about the Americans with Abilities Act?

Oh, We're covered under the IRS, FDA, EPA, NLRB, BATF, etc.

[Netizen]

You should credit the originating source, even if you changed up parts of the article.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act,541/

[2001convSVT]

Sounds like socialism/communism in all it's glory!

[Ouderkirk]

sorry about the zillion responses....posting via ipad is not working right.

[NYCslicker]

This is one of the funniest most insightful things I’ve read in a while. Someone should ping the objectivist slash libertarian pings with this.