[Revolting cat!]

There is a School of Animal Naming to annoy unimaginative people. For example, name the kittens Bulldog and Pitbull, or, say, Doggie and Pooch.

[boatbums]

There must be a School of Boat Naming to annoy unimaginative people as well. We had one in our marina called “Boat” and the dingy was called “Dingy”.