[Molon Labbie]

Now, now everyone, lets not be too judgemental. She didn’t steal those things.

They just fell into orbit around her.

[VeniVidiVici]

The Refrigerator

The Pantry

[GraceG]

Well, i can say that this particular crime “WAS NOT COMMITTED BY A ROPER”

[martin_fierro]

Something tells me ol' Loneshia would Dine & Dash.

[JudyinCanada]

Where do all of these freaky names come from? Do they just make them up?

[rockrr]

While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway,” according to the report. She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco if her arrest would make the police blotter, requesting that the cop make his report “more interesting so that her arrest would make” the department’s compendium of notable incidents.

She has learned to game the system. The system that should have her in leg-irons out picking up trash along the interstate but instead swallows whatever hard-luck yarn she offers.

Thus emboldened, she and her ilk will soon descend upon the rest of us like a plague of rats.

[Dallas59]

[DH]

Piggly Wiggly? I know it’s a true name. We used to have them down in South Texas many years ago.

Now, should we name the fat blob who tried to rob them “MISS PIGGLY JIGGLY?”

[TurboZamboni]

great stand at the MN State Fair:

[Eaker]

Do I need to check the photo or can I just guess the race?