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Time for a Change of Underwear
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| February 4, 2012
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Posted on 02/04/2012 7:16:53 PM PST by sevinufnine
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: change; underwear
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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:17:53 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:21:42 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
Sorry folks...I couldn’t help myself but to post this joke from my amazing aunt who is nearly 80 yrs old. Obama wouldn’t stand a chance against her!
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:22:41 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
I change my underwear once a year, whether it’s needed or not.
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:24:01 PM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: sevinufnine
The mexican army changes underware by putting the brown stripe on the outside!
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:25:11 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:25:25 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
Fooled me. I thought that the Captain imagined that the crew smelled bad because the Captain needed to change HIS underwear!
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:25:28 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Cicero
HA! Our captain/POTUS need to be changed from head to toe, hell with just the underwear...he stinks from any angle!
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:27:25 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
=
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:30:13 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
I thought it was clever. Please tell that “amazing aunt” that she made me laugh. ;>)
People don’t quit laughing because they get old... they get old because they quit laughing. Your aunt sounds like she continues to have the spark of youth.
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:31:19 PM PST
by
Gator113
(~Just livin' life, my way~..... GO NEWT GO--itÂ’s about the survival of our country!!)
To: sevinufnine
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me...
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:38:52 PM PST
by
digger48
To: KoRn
What is this “underwear” of which yunz all speak? Where would it go on my kilt?
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:42:28 PM PST
by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts bolt The Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
To: KoRn
I change my underwear once a year, whether its needed or not.Me too, front to back................then, inside out and front to back again..............then I do a Clinton and donate them to get a tax deduction.................
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:43:23 PM PST
by
varon
(Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:43:28 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: sevinufnine
There was a first mate from Australia
Who painted his a** like a dahlia;
..The color was fine
..Likewise the design,
The aroma? Now that was a failia.
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posted on
02/04/2012 7:57:03 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(As far as the Antipodes are concerned, maybe they think they're on top and we're down under.)
To: Gator113
Yes, my aunt is pretty amazing. Still power walks 2 miles per day, grows a garden, volunteers at hospital twice per week and church pretty much whenever they ask. Hope I have half her energy at her age. She’s nearlyl 80.
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posted on
02/04/2012 8:20:29 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
My take...When your undies are full of Barack, time to toss em!
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posted on
02/04/2012 8:25:53 PM PST
by
hope
To: hope
HA!....at the first SIGN of Barack in the panties...burn the panties and get detoxed.
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posted on
02/04/2012 9:01:30 PM PST
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
And deloused!
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posted on
02/04/2012 9:25:31 PM PST
by
hope
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