Abraham Lincoln: “I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
“Look don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my n-ts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.”
-Cameron from Ferris Buellers day off