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1 posted on 09/27/2011 5:59:04 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
"DO NOT flush toilets or use any domestic water,"

If the federal government begins using imported water in all the toilets, it will really impact the budget.

2 posted on 09/27/2011 6:01:27 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
High pressure my foot—after hitting the all you can eat burrito bar she was on the pot and lit a cig.
3 posted on 09/27/2011 6:04:03 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Yer it!")
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Just exactly how the heck does that even happen?

Explosive diarhea?


4 posted on 09/27/2011 6:04:24 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Employees in the GSA regional office were sent a memo warning them to not use the restrooms

After six hours of not using the restrooms to urinate the building took on a particular odor of ammonia.

5 posted on 09/27/2011 6:06:55 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Back in my day, they exploded from cherry bombs or M-80's.

We never even thought about using "domestic water"!

6 posted on 09/27/2011 6:07:06 PM PDT by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Exploding Bathroom Humor!


7 posted on 09/27/2011 6:10:25 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Exploding Toilets are not the sort of problem you read about every day.

Why did this one turn out to be a Government Toilet?


9 posted on 09/27/2011 6:15:41 PM PDT by To-Whose-Benefit? (It is Error alone which needs the support of Government. The Truth can stand by itself.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I couldn’t remember there was a 1980’s movie with the setting in a high school and the principal goes in to use the toilet and it explodes and becomes incontinent. I am thinking it was Porky’s. Funny to watch at the time.

Don’t get any good old funny movies like it anymore !


12 posted on 09/27/2011 7:53:25 PM PDT by CORedneck
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20 posted on 09/28/2011 7:18:32 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Slings and Arrows

Wow....Working in DC is getting to be just like Iraq!


21 posted on 09/28/2011 8:20:45 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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