[ScreamingFist]

Now run along and give your "screamingfist" a rest before you go blind.

So say's the "Bible believing Christian and a retired Air Force Senior NCO", according to your profile. Do all the members of your church have masturbation fantasies or are you just a silly pervert troll?

[Grizzled Bear]

I'm not sure which substances you've been abusing, but it sure takes you a long time to come back down! You've had twelve days to come up with a response. This is the best you can do?

At least this one hadn't been plagiarized from a functionally cognizant person who doesn't share your disturbing yet fascinating mental challenges.

I'm accustomed to dealing with common idiots. I am very seldom confronted with a exceptionally special idiot, such as you.