EVER.
I was that way until 2009, when I met my wife, Freeperette, Jenbean.
I was so sure that I wanted to be a bachelor up until the moment I saw her.
We have the same interests and are very good friends. Conservative, spiritual, cooks like a pro, has her concealed carry permit, likes my machineguns, loves dry humor, etc. We started going to church after 15 years, and have really grown together. One day, lightning will strike you too.
Don't worry, somewhere out there is the future Mrs. Lazamataz....and it ain't a Helen Thomas lookalike.