YOu are not “old fashioned” YOU are a LADY :-)
I too suffer from legs that might spontaneously combust,if exposed to direct sunlight...but on the upside...they DID use my legs as chemlights when on night ops when I was in the military ;-)
OH, that was Miss Didi that said she wears pantyhose. I only do in the winter!! : ) I had my share of Leggs Eggs when I was on dance team! LOL!
LOL They made you cover your legs at night because they were giving away your location?
Hahaha!