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Too Tubby for Tinsel Town
The Right Network ^
| 12-21-2010
| Brian Cherry
Posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:02 AM PST by The_Tick_01
Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I dont know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolphs nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?
Well okay, the answer to that last one is yes, but any guy with a functional Y chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding NO regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show Mad Men, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.
Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that You dont put a big girl in a big dress. Thats rule number one. By now most of us know that the terms like Husky, Rubenesque, and Big Girl are just code words for fat ass.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christinahendricks; fat; hubbahubba; madmen; trruebeauty; truebeauty; vavavavoom; weightloss; woman; yowza
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To: Outlaw Woman
It’s a good thing there’s a fence around that!!!
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posted on
12/28/2010 10:35:51 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
To: Little Ray
On the Firefly DVD set, they talk about casting. When she auditioned, they thought she was too skinny and asked her to put on weight for the part. I agree, she looked good on the show.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:11:53 AM PST
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: dangerdoc
"On the Firefly DVD set, they talk about casting. When she auditioned, they thought she was too skinny and asked her to put on weight for the part. I agree, she looked good on the show." "But she was naked and all... articulate!"
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:17:22 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Poser
I could do without the ‘hooters,’ but what a doll!
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:22:29 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
To: Beelzebubba
Based on her published height of 5’7 1/2” and measurements of 38-32-38 I calculated her body fat at 28.5%. Her BMI would be 26.2. That’s slightly elevated with a body fat percentage at the upper limit of acceptable for a woman.
65
posted on
12/28/2010 11:26:38 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Eat moer DUCK! War Eagle!!!!)
To: isthisnickcool
In that picture, you can see that actually she is quite thin.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:26:50 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
To: Beelzebubba
She has barely enough ‘tummy’ to be heallthy!
(I hope you were kidding)
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:30:52 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
To: CholeraJoe
Based on her published height of 57 1/2 and measurements of 38-32-38 I calculated her body fat at 28.5%.
That 32” waist is hard to believe. But publicists never lie.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:37:12 AM PST
by
Atlas Sneezed
("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
To: Beelzebubba
If they were going to lie and report a 32” waist on a woman, it must really be larger. Ya think?
69
posted on
12/28/2010 11:41:43 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Eat moer DUCK! War Eagle!!!!)
To: Outlaw Woman
Go HIT THIS!You could play tetherball with that. If you hit it, it would come around and smack you in the back of your head!
To: Disambiguator
YOU could play teatherball with that....
71
posted on
12/28/2010 11:50:57 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
To: editor-surveyor
In that picture, you can see that actually she is quite thin.
It looks awfully photoshopped to me, as are most such publicity photos.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:52:39 AM PST
by
Atlas Sneezed
("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
To: editor-surveyor
YOU could play teatherball with that....Well I wouldn't, I'm just saying it's possible.
To: editor-surveyor
She has barely enough tummy to be healthy!
Other than the one I have posted, I have yet to see a photo of her that wasn’t posed or modified (or both) to minimize the apparent size of her belly.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:55:08 AM PST
by
Atlas Sneezed
("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
To: CholeraJoe
I calculated her body fat at 28.5%. Her BMI would be 26.2. Thats slightly elevated with a body fat percentage at the upper limit of acceptable for a woman. I'm sure you could devise some sort of workout program that would benefit the poor lass.
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posted on
12/28/2010 11:55:45 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
To: CholeraJoe
“I calculated her body fat at 28.5%. Her BMI would be 26.2. Thats slightly elevated with a body fat percentage at the upper limit of acceptable for a woman.”
####
Stop it with that stimulating, titillating erotic talk.
76
posted on
12/28/2010 11:56:00 AM PST
by
EyeGuy
(RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
To: CholeraJoe
Yeah but 5% of her body weight is in her bodice.
77
posted on
12/28/2010 11:56:00 AM PST
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: dangerdoc
78
posted on
12/28/2010 12:01:08 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Eat moer DUCK! War Eagle!!!!)
To: llevrok
They sunburn easily I'll do my best to supply the shade.
79
posted on
12/28/2010 12:02:55 PM PST
by
Poser
(Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
To: llevrok
They sunburn easily
True, but it sure is fun to apply the aloe... ;)
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