So frisk me... and smile at me
Smell me as you dump my pee
Scold me like you think I am dope
cause I'm leaving... on the next train
won't fly... to heck with your plane
Oh Gabe, I really hate your grope
jaycee: You stole that song from my graphic!
fewz: Yeah, I did. I was over in the fruits and vegetables when I heard the cat singing that lyric and just had to have it. Know what I mean, Ms J?
jaycee: Well, I knew that you were a tune thief but I didn't know that you were also a lyric lifter.
The juke box starts playing: The Streak
fewz: Shoot fire.... I not only take tunes and lift lyrics, I've have also been known to abscond avatars. Ms Billie can attest to that. But, like they say on American Idol: “I make them my own”.
jaycee: Well, I guess it's better to be engaged in stuff like that than politics. You steal puny and they steal money. Teacher, teacher ain't that funny?
The juke box starts playing a Christmas song: Good King Wenceslas
jaycee: What do you want Santa Claus to bring you this year?
fewz: I know what I'll probably get since I've been bad. A sack of switches or a lump of coal. You know what I got one time when I was a kid?
jaycee: No idea.
fewz: We had been studying about Dutch kids setting their shoes out at Christmas and we had been singing: "The Twelve Days of Christmas". So, we decided to set our shoes out for twelve nights before Christmas.
jaycee: Did you get anything in your shoe?
fewz: Yep. Got a great big sweet potato the very first night. Wasn't really what I had in mind.
The juke box starts playing: Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait
fewz: Is Ms K a.k.a. yorkie coming in today?
jaycee: I'm not sure. Why?
fewz: I was wondering if she was attending the briefing.
jaycee: What briefing?
fewz: The one that Magic Johnson is giving on attacking the Death Star.
fewz: I heard that NASA is making some kind of announcement today. Wonder if it has anything to do with Nibiru.
jaycee: What is Nibiru?
fewz: Aw you know... Planet X.
Here is a very timely song, considering the world today!
Very tongue in cheek!!!!!
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm
LOL
Another great story, Fewz. Thank you.
Fewz, I swear I kept meaning to go back and acknowledge your cute ‘play acting’ and at first I didn’t answer because my computer would hardly move and then my brain forgot to remind me to go back.
It was very funny and even funnier when I went back and read it again and I listened to most of the music!!
My husband said he was threatened many times with the switches and a lump of coal. Last year at our Red Hat Christmas Party, one of the ladies got everyone a lump of coal and wrapped it with red netting and tied it with a bow and it was so cute for lots of laughs. So you see, you brought some memories alive.
Thank you, fewz!