[Zuben Elgenubi]

"And that's the Haitian Telephone Company that Terry McAuliffe and Bill Clinton took over in the 1990's when we were rescued from the Duvaliers. They are both millionaires now. You can imagine how much we'll make on this earthquake."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

As a toupee-less Lando Calrissian points out to the Millenium Falcon's co-pilot where Han Solo's body has been stashed, a weary Luke Skywalker trudges alongside dispiritedly, wondering when somebody's finally going to notice the bitchin' new breast implants he picked up on Tatooine.