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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Education; History
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To: NicknamedBob
It was a little before my time is the reason I will use for forgetting.
1,161
posted on
02/25/2010 7:54:15 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
Good news is I'm home.
Bad news is that while sitting in the first airport I received "advance" notice of another trip, the week of March 22nd, possibly to Chicago. Three trips in three weeks -- but at least they're short -- 1.5 to 2 days of business each.
1,162
posted on
02/25/2010 9:10:03 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
1,163
posted on
02/26/2010 3:09:42 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Got stuck in my driveway last night and couldn’t get in to work.
*grrr*
There’s a state of emergency here, nobody allowed on the roads.
1,164
posted on
02/26/2010 7:23:02 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
1,165
posted on
02/26/2010 11:12:10 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Monkey Face; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; grey_whiskers; wolf24; Danae; Pippin; Grizzled Bear; ...
"Moving Day approaches" ping! (That is, assuming you can get out. On the Internet, I mean.)
1,166
posted on
02/26/2010 4:58:22 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
The longest and shortest month of the year is almost over.
1,167
posted on
02/26/2010 5:05:23 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I'm out!
Been out too much, actually. I'm ready for some in time.
Can't come too soon, you know? It's just in time!
1,168
posted on
02/26/2010 5:07:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: fanfan
Oh yeah. Especially where you are.
1,169
posted on
02/26/2010 5:18:06 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: NicknamedBob
"Surprise Surprise. 1100"
Comes up all the time in binary. It's called twelve. Looks like C to me (or 0xC, or X'C')...
1,170
posted on
02/26/2010 5:24:24 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm just ready for some home time.
1,171
posted on
02/26/2010 5:25:15 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
We’ve had no winter.
There are patches of green grass.
/bizarre
Here’s to home, eh?
1,172
posted on
02/26/2010 5:27:52 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi! I’m in, for now. Soon I’ll put some byos to bed.
1,173
posted on
02/26/2010 5:36:18 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: fanfan
Odd. We’re definitely into spring here. Quite different from New Hampshire yesterday.
1,174
posted on
02/26/2010 5:36:26 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
You must have gotten into some bad beer, or vice versa.
"Looks like C to me (or 0xC, or X'C')..."
1100 expressed in Roman Numerals would be MC.
1,175
posted on
02/26/2010 5:42:11 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: fanfan; sionnsar
"Weve had no winter. There are patches of green grass." Here, where the sun has melted down the snow on open and south-facing slopes, flocks of robins are congregated, being early for the proverbial worm.
Only sheer determination has folks looking at their seed catalogs.
1,176
posted on
02/26/2010 5:45:53 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
I put a hex on my numbers so they wouldn’t go Roman.
1,177
posted on
02/26/2010 5:55:55 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
1100 in hex is 44C.
Contrariwise, B0B in hex is the decimal value 2827.
1,178
posted on
02/26/2010 7:13:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: kylemoriens
You’re stupid. You can’t even spell the name of the state you say you’re from.
1,179
posted on
02/26/2010 9:11:43 PM PST
by
abigailsmybaby
(The government doesn't work. Please return my taxes.)
To: abigailsmybaby
1,180
posted on
02/27/2010 3:37:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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