Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[Tax-chick]

36 and howling north wind. Ash keeps going out, then coming back and acting like the weather is all my fault. Frank is sleeping with some catx.

[Tax-chick]

Ooops, I got distracted in the middle of making coffee.

[Darksheare]

LOL, sounds like the trucker lounge at my job.

[Monkey Face]

Ash is confused. Frank needs to learn how to run.

[Monkey Face]

Coffee? In the afternoon? Kewl! But I prefer peach tea, before I hit the vino.

(I’m SO looking forward to seeing you!)

[Darksheare]

My fathers cat NiMH couldn’t understand why it was warm and there was light indoors, but it was cold, wet, snowy, and or dark outside.
He’d come back inside and glare at mom as if it was all her fault.

[Monkey Face]

...and glare at mom as if it was all her fault.

Perhaps NiMH knew something?

[Darksheare]

Yeah, it’s mom’s fault we have this snow!

[Tax-chick]

Ash is very unhappy about the cold.

[Tax-chick]

I’ve given up wine for Lent, and I’m donating the cost to the poor of the parish. I’ll be thinner, too!

[Monkey Face]

Tell Ash I will “fix it” when I get there. All she has to do is “be available.” She’ll understand. I promise.

[Tax-chick]

I told her. She went to the kitchen to look for anything I dropped while washing up from supper.

Now I have to go feed Frank. James and Vlad are watching a “Blue’s Clues” DVD, and the girls are making birthday cards. They’re going to a party tomorrow evening, a girl from their cooking class.

[Darksheare]

NiMH would shake his paws off from the snow and glare at mom.
He prefers the feel and texture of real dirt under his paws instead of the pebbles of cat litter.
*sigh*

[Monkey Face]

Bless me, but it would seem that Easter would be long gone by the time I hit the Eastern Seaboard.

At which point, we can make our own rules. Yes? No? Maybe? I’m thinking about it?

[Tax-chick]

Oh, yes, Easter will be past in time for your visit, so we can indulge however we please.

[Tax-chick]

Shannon likes to go outside to go, too.

[Darksheare]

NiMH can’t go outside here, we have too many coyote and idiot boy tries to go toe to toe with them.
He somehow made it home with just a bite mark on him the last time he tried it.

[Monkey Face]

We’ll indulge.

Life is too short to dance with ugly men. Or to contemplate our navels in the atrium. :o]

[Monkey Face]

Y-yi-yi...

I gotta go to bed. We’ll have fun, for sure!!

[Tax-chick]

Seeya! I need to put James and Vlad to bed. They’re getting into trouble.