Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
Ya know, if you were to take the knife out of your pillow you would probably sleep better, which could reduce the wandering at random.
(fanfan, remove first, the knife from your own pillow.......)
Very good work, btw.
LOL, thanks.
Yes, that was a katana inspired main gauche design.
And, that was from a weird dream.
I probably should remove the armor bits from under the coverlets, right?
You left out "a canal".
"A man, a plan, a canal; Panama!" -- Leigh Mercer
(Excellent palindrome.)
Evening, all. Business done, in for the night. Unfortunately the hotel is full of folks here for the conference and it’s party city tonight.
Good night all.
Good morning. 31 and a bit of sleet, here. Anoreth can work on the weather issues when she visits, in exchange for steak dinners!
Good morning. Drizzle here, so the bad weather worries on this end are nearly gone. Still may be high winds. Leaving soon...
The sun is out, here. Petz are happy.
-5, but sunny...
Open the blinds for your pets to bask!
Ah yes, more snow for me.
The Yeti will be pleased.
Yes, that’s the guy.
Hey, Kids!
I’ve been lurking and nothing interesting has been happening. Wassupwithat?
Genealogy has been taking my time, but I also found room to watch “Paul Blart, Mall Cop.” If you haven’t seen it, make an effort. It is funny enough to have in my library, so I’ll be checking Amazon and Overstock.
:o])
for my part i am traveling. just boarded the flight home.
You’re excused. Always.
We’re in the lower 50’s with a NW wind, and I don’t want to be out in it.
I’m warming up my bed so I can fall into it in the not so distant future. (Yay, Me!)
I’ve been playing with my new sound board: http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
I know an insurance agent who needs to be blessed with that...
Everyone in our call center is playing with it, when I walk in there I don’t hear anyone answering calls. Just lots o’ farting.
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