Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[NicknamedBob]

"Surprise Surprise. 1100"

Comes up all the time in binary. It's called twelve.

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Take a jacket, Sion!!

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Almost midnight here and I start early in the morning, so I need to go.

[Tax-chick]

[fanfan]

When Americans mention curling, I never know if they are joking or not.

I don’t watch it.

[Tax-chick]

Several of the NC forum people said they were watching it.

And good morning!

[fanfan]

Really?

Good morning!

[Tax-chick]

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[Dead Corpse]

Colder? Not here. It was -8 when I woke up and it is now -4. We’re havin’ a HEAT wave!!!

[Tax-chick]

41 when I came downstairs, 39 now. It’s summer in Australia and South America, you know.

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It would be nice to be south of the Equator, long about now. Or even a few yards north of it.

[Tax-chick]

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[Darksheare]

Wandering poles?
Brings down the tent, and warbles the polka.

[Darksheare]

I’d have been in SO much trouble there.

[Dead Corpse]

I think the worst I’ve done was I gave a cigarette to the stuffed polar bear at the Anchorage airport. I didn’t light it. Figured it wouldn’t be healthy for him...

[Darksheare]

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NOT my fault.

[fanfan]

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[Darksheare]

True.
I look horrible in such, but others look quite impressive in it.

[fanfan]

I imagine your costume to include hanging swords, rather than hanging tassels.

[Darksheare]

I'm known to be a light sleeper at times.
Then I wander at random.