As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"H*ll," said Herman, "It's not just one car.! It's hundreds of them!"
2,229 posted on 01/28/2010 1:17:05 PM PST by yorkie