[raccoonradio]

Crisps of course are Brit word for chips. Chips are fries.

Junk food junkie, blimey

Just Say No To Crisps. (nanny state govt alert)

[sinanju]

What’s that South Park episode where Cartman is sent to fat camp and sets up an underground market in junk food?

[spetznaz]

Hmmm ...a first hand lesson on the effects and ramifications of prohibition. The void is always filled ...always

[raccoonradio]

>>LIVERPOOL

You know that what you eat you are
But what is sweet now turns so sour
We all know ob la di bla da
But can you tell me where you are?...

But you’ll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle
—Beatles

[ElayneJ]

Brilliant kid! Maybe we could trade him for one of ours.

[votemout]

Ideally, this father can find a non-fascist school for his son.

[TheBattman]

What’s a fatty drink? They puttin’ liquid butter in kids energy drinks or something? OR is this just more bad reporting?

[SampleMan]

I would be encouraging my kids to unload Twinkies and licorice and helping them to figure out ways to conceal the goods.

Conservatives need to take up the art of civil disobedience. Don't just sneak in Twinkies, sneak in hundreds and scatter them down the halls between classes.

[TheOldLady]

??

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[freespirited]

This is what happens when leftoids decide to meddle with the laws of supply and demand.

[Jack Hammer]

As everyone knows, free enterprise has long since been banned throughout Great Britain.

[B Knotts]

This boy has a bright future in business, I’d guess. A natural entrepeneur.

[Tax-chick]

Practical economics.

[mylife]

Dude... you want some Skittles?

[paulycy]

Are they allowed if you cover them in strawberry yogurt?