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1 posted on 05/12/2009 4:58:23 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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One is lost for words.


2 posted on 05/12/2009 5:00:53 AM PDT by angkor
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Wow. That’s longer than Hillary.


3 posted on 05/12/2009 5:01:20 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Kalau's hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.

I can't imagine why.

Nor can I imagine him fathering that son he's always wanted.

4 posted on 05/12/2009 5:01:55 AM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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He wants his next child to be a boy?
His poor wife!
EWWWWWWW!


5 posted on 05/12/2009 5:02:19 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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Funk, le stank, de pew!


6 posted on 05/12/2009 5:03:36 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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7 posted on 05/12/2009 5:03:48 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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oh but they’re all the same as us, we all have the same basic ethics & understanding of what’s right.... /s

“the holy city of Varanasi”

“holy city” bullcrap annoys me. especially when pushed by a news org as an implicit premise


8 posted on 05/12/2009 5:05:12 AM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out (click my name)
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I think he has a whole bunch of relatives living here in Ontario.


10 posted on 05/12/2009 5:08:37 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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...replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a "fire bath" every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers...

And I thought I was the only one.

11 posted on 05/12/2009 5:11:18 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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How old is his wife?


12 posted on 05/12/2009 5:12:50 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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The marijuana part sounds like it might work.


18 posted on 05/12/2009 5:19:22 AM PDT by Krankor (iT EMINDS ME)
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Kalau's hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.

Ya think?

19 posted on 05/12/2009 5:21:49 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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I think took a ride in his cab last time I was in in Manhattan

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20 posted on 05/12/2009 5:29:10 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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Kailash "Kalau" Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a "fire bath" every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva...

So, how's tht working out for you, Kailash?

25 posted on 05/12/2009 5:46:35 AM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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That is the most creative excuse I have ever heard for standing around naked and smoking pot, but he seems to have missed something fundamental from Bio 101. If his wife won't let him get close, he's not likely to have the son he claims to want.

As for Poly Sci 101, he sounds like a liberal. His approach makes no sense and has not worked in 35 years, so his plan is more of the same.

34 posted on 05/12/2009 6:02:19 AM PDT by TurtleUp
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Ok, so what is the deal with these smelly threads on FR? Yesterday it was the Amish using human waste for fertilizer, today it’s some Indian guy who never bathes. Can’t wait to see what stinky story somebody comes up with tomorrow! :)


38 posted on 05/12/2009 6:20:19 AM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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Fire baths? In college, I'd sometimes skip the shower and just wash my hair.

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42 posted on 05/12/2009 6:32:06 AM PDT by Sax
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I don’t think his chances of having a boy have increased, but his chances of having sex are in the toilet! Most women I know wouldn’t let you within 10 feet of them if you went without a bath for one day, let alone 35 years, and I am including wives in that statement!


63 posted on 05/12/2009 7:13:10 AM PDT by calex59
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I don’t think his chances of having a boy have increased, but his chances of having sex are in the toilet! Most women I know wouldn’t let you within 10 feet of them if you went without a bath for one day, let alone 35 years, and I am including wives in that statement!


65 posted on 05/12/2009 7:17:23 AM PDT by calex59
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“Kalau’s hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.”

Why? I thought Dell tech support worked from their homes.


81 posted on 05/12/2009 12:13:50 PM PDT by TexasRepublic
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