when my mom hit middle age she got a really good full physical.. she had every test known to man and everything came back perfect. Then the doc says “ but i want you to lose some weight”.....”.um, did you ever stop to think it was all that good food that made me so healthy?” she says.
Grandpa fired the doctor. :-) Quote: "What did this guy think, that it was going to stunt my growth?"
Grandpa lived to the ripe old age of 89, and enjoyed his Scotch thoroughly right up to the end.