Reports of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) Reached a Record Level in 2008

pr.com ^ | March 19, 2009

[mysterio]

I think most of the people who think they see space monsters aren’t liars, hoaxers, or crazy. But that doesn’t mean they are seeing space monsters.

[stockpirate]

Is other worldly craft the same as craft from another deminsion?

How about Chariots of the one true God?

[Quix]

It’s also exceedingly plausible

that they ARE seeing SOMETHING

OTHER-WORLDLY

OTHER-DIMENSIONALLY

[Quix]

Jesse Duplantis went and came back from his extended visit to Heaven in some sort of module . . .

Ezekiel had his “chariot.”

However, the critters and craft so publicized in our era . . .

do NOT appear to be good, at all.

They aren’t typically nice . . . though they do sometimes seem to take good physical care of their ‘farmed’ charges . . . apart from the terror, rape, unwanted surgery, pregnancy, baby taking, . . . mutilating . . . and reportedly even serving as the occasional delicacy for dinner . . . in terms of the odd infant or toddler.

They are also in cahoots with satan to establish the satanic global government.

Check out

http://www.ANCIENTofDAYS.net

and

http://www.alienreistance.org

for the best, most thorough, most researched, best panel of experts on the topic of what the critters are and what they are up to.

[mysterio]

It’s also exceedingly plausible that they ARE seeing SOMETHING OTHER-WORLDLY

Yeah, some of the sightings could be meteors.

[Quix]

Meteors do NOT

stop in one spot completely motionless and silent . . .

THEN zip to another spot in the sky and stop again completely motionless and silent . . .

THEN zip off at a very high speed . . . maybe with some right angle turns in the flight . . . and end by zipping super rapidly AWAY from earth.

IF YOU SEE a meteor doing that—then your faith in magical meteors is far stranger than the UFO sightings we are reporting on.

I’d have been embarrassed to claim that some of these excellent reports by highly qualified professional observers were meteors.

I guess I’ve never been part of THE CULT OF MAGICAL METEOR WATCHING AND WORSHIP.

LOL.

[stockpirate]

Quix, the poster said ‘some’ of the sightings could be meteors, so some were not.

[Quix]

OF COURSE.

I’m also quite familiar with the poster’s sensibilities in the matter.

[Truth Addict]

I guess I’ve never been part of THE CULT OF MAGICAL METEOR WATCHING AND WORSHIP.

Hey, if we can have a magic negro for a president, who's to say that we can't have magic meteors?

[mysterio]

I guess I’ve never been part of THE CULT OF MAGICAL METEOR WATCHING AND WORSHIP.

You have to be nominated by an existing member. You start out as a weather balloon warrior, then up the ranks to swamp gas sergeant. Magical meteor watcher is even further up the ranks. I've never met one, but I saw one on the history channel one night tell a space alien abductee that his implant was actually just a small shard of iron.

[Quix]

There is that, I guess! LOL.

[Quix]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Training in the ranks of the naysayers.

Impressive.

Thanks.

LOL.

[Tainan]

Them ain’t UFOs...those are Flying Pigs...their time has come.

[SunkenCiv]

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[ArrogantBustard]

Hey! It's solid proof that 0bama really is a blue-skinned reptilian monster from Planet Xork!

[ArrogantBustard]

What if the naysayers yeasayers are planted operatives trying to dissuade belief or trying to trivialize make the matter seem ridiculous?!