What the heck has an "itch" got to do with new socks?
Here I am, following the discussion with bated breath, waiting for a whisper about unspoiled hosiery, and all I get is "itch"?
I'm sorry, this JUST won't do! You'll find me in the Breaking News section, where the real new socks action is at.
Here I am still mourning the death of my green sweater and you have to bring up purely optional accessories. It makes me want to toss my bunny jammies!!