Scott MacIntyre: By himself? he's aww-ight. With the piano - it's like night and day. He uses it well to cover the flaws in his voice. Lots of potential greatness, he's just not there yet.
Danny Gokey: is so gosh darn adorable I can hardly stand it! I also can't hardly stand the shoutin' that he calls singing.
Michael Sarver: Cheesey 80's telethon performance. He's cute and has dimples, so I have to forgive him.
Jasmine Trias, or somethingorother: This could be some cheesey telephone commercial. Or an airline commercial. Egads. And what the heck is that girl wearing?
Chris Who?: This sounded very commercial. Bland, generic, commercial. not bad.
Allison The Red Iraheta I love that hair. She successfully rocked up a MJ song. That's sayin' something.
Anoop Dawg: He played it straight, which isn't a bad thing. The judges hated it, I agree w/ Kara's 'disconnected' statement, but I thought it was semi-successful. Kind of reminded me of Back to the Future where Marty McFly was surprised to find himself on the stage playing Johnny B. Goode for the school dance.
Jorge: The boy's got some brows. Reminiscent of Jason Giambi's mustache... only in stereo. Wiggly waggly stereo. I'm using this imagery to block out the horror that was that song.
Megan Corkery is one-half pageant girl and one-half horror show with those tattoos. Rockin' Robin? Really?
Adam Lambert:Wow. I don't care what he does in his free time. He was the best male performance of the night.
Matt Giraud: *yawn* Pleasant, but generally unremarkable.
Alexis Grace: Love that crazy pink hair. She's better than Lambert.
Going home: Jorge and Megan or whoever Simon says is going home.
Anoop and Jasmine go home IMHO.
He has an amazing voice, and he's done quite a bit of theater, so he has professional performing skills. I also don't care what he does in his private life. But when he turns on his flaming queen routine, that's a big turn off for me. If he can control that, he's the next American Idol.
ROFL!! Great review!