Expect more of this.
Off topic, the term “black hole” will be changed to something like “dense dot”, mark my words.
BOTTOMLESS PIT!
Bailout will include any and all businesses, foreign and domestic ... from all sectors of the economy. Of course government will be in line also for this handout (additional salaries, etc).
PLUS: Free and/or reduced price gas. Cancellation of all interest on all mortgage instruments written to date. Pay raise for Congress will ironically will not be considered income any longer.
ALSO: Federal Government will enforce a 20% partnership stake in all business endeavors of the profits. Treasury printing presses will print money on demand, cheaper printing costs are being eyed (Monopoly money to start).
Government is sorry but taxes will have to be raised to see us all through this deep debilitating crisis. The end is not in sight and the resulting depression will likely last decades longer than the Great Depression. Your leaders are capturing every resource and will engage it in the fight to ensue every one survives equally this great catastrophe.
WELCOME TO OBAMALAND!
/sarc