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Obama-is-so-dumb jokes
October 30, 2008 | me

Posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:30 PM PDT by reaganaut1

On an email list, my relatives annoy me by sending "Bush-is-stupid" jokes. Can someone compile a list of dumb things Obama has said or done (like the 57 states, choosing as VP the senator who got about 2 votes in the primary)? I'd like to annoy the Obama worshippers.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badbo; obama; odd; vannitized
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1 posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:31 PM PDT by reaganaut1
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Take the same jokes and replace W with Odumbo.


2 posted on 10/30/2008 12:42:32 PM PDT by SolidWood
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0be’s Mommie was a Commie. As wuz his Daddie.


3 posted on 10/30/2008 12:43:10 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Palin for President! (RINOs? PUMA))
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“Obama is SOOOOOOO dumb, he: uh, uh, uh, uh, I can’t hear myself think. Breathalyzer!”


4 posted on 10/30/2008 12:44:15 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/)
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Obama is sooooo dumb he can't find his birth certificate.
5 posted on 10/30/2008 12:45:10 PM PDT by wintertime (Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
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http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama


6 posted on 10/30/2008 12:45:41 PM PDT by Mojave
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Obama is so dumb he thinks Kenya is one of the United States.


7 posted on 10/30/2008 12:48:48 PM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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Save the environment by putting more air in your tires.


8 posted on 10/30/2008 12:48:56 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Democrats are for Change - Let's run through a mine field at night wearing clown shoes!)
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Obama’s so dumb he picked Joe Biden as V.P.....


9 posted on 10/30/2008 12:50:38 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Put these idiots on your spam list and you won’t see their e-mails again.


10 posted on 10/30/2008 12:51:21 PM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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You don’t have to play their game. Play your own game...Obama is such a Commie he thinks Bill Ayers teaches English (ba-dum-dum)!


11 posted on 10/30/2008 12:52:04 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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0bama thinks Nittally is a place where Lions are kept.


12 posted on 10/30/2008 12:53:12 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
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Joe Biden says 0bama’s so dumb he picked him instead of hitlery! for vp....


13 posted on 10/30/2008 12:54:26 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
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running for president = executive experience


14 posted on 10/30/2008 12:55:13 PM PDT by 4rcane
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bambi is so dumb, he thought the American people wouldn’t notice he isn’t qualified to get a security clearance to be his own bodyguard!

bambi is so dumb, he couldn’t be in charge of a two man janitorial service!

bambi is so dumb he thought Fred Sandford’s wife was Wheezy!

bambi is so dumb he thinks Iran is a small country that poses no threat.


15 posted on 10/30/2008 12:57:16 PM PDT by tpanther (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke)
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Well, a lowly plumber has been plugging him pretty good....


16 posted on 10/30/2008 12:58:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
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actually Bill Ayers has a brother (and former Weather Underground partner) who teaches English at Mills College in California- and who may have connected with Obama way back during his California time at “Occidental” (records sealed) ...

Some time ago a freeper found a picture of Obama’s mistress-in-exile, Vera Baker, who went to ... Mills College

Kind of makes you wonder which Ayers brother wrote Obama’s autobiographies


17 posted on 10/30/2008 12:59:58 PM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: ErnBatavia

isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?


18 posted on 10/30/2008 1:01:08 PM PDT by Fali_G
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To: silverleaf

That’s not funny.


19 posted on 10/30/2008 1:03:54 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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Obama’s so stupid he thinks socialism works


20 posted on 10/30/2008 1:04:37 PM PDT by tophat9000 ( We...... Obama's Thugocracys to Noteare all "joe the"... plumber)
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