Ummmm I think you’ve mixed up story and headline
Figures you’d drill me on that. /rimshot!
Yeah, I was getting in touch with my inner airhead, and clicked “post” instead of “edit”; the former attempted topic was from an unusable source, and I hadn’t finished editing out the traces. I reported abuse on myself, and the mods graciously fixed it already. :’) I guess it’ll be our little secret. Whoops! I’ve pushed “post” again, too late to stop it now...