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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


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To: Monkey Face
Hey girl! How is it going with you?

It was not pleasant but at least I have the comfort of knowing that the higher ups do not consider me incompetent and that apparently Mr Hissy does this to everybody at least once on a yearly basis. At some point he will go too far and get what is coming to him. Karma is not only cruel but witty as well.

1,761 posted on 08/29/2008 6:53:47 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: sionnsar

G’nite, sion and the sionnsareens!


1,762 posted on 08/29/2008 6:54:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Kolokotronis
"I thought we weren't going to use the "n" word?"

The only "n" word I don't want to see used is "Nucular".

Today I heard Sarah pronounce it that way. Naturally, I thought, "Oh boy! Here we go again!"

You may be remembering that I tended to use circumlocutions when we were still in the process of gleaning dissolved Uranium from the oceans of Earth. I was just being cautious while we were still under their jurisdiction.

If they want to make claims to it now, I say, "Molon Labe".

1,763 posted on 08/29/2008 6:55:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: sionnsar

Really? So far we have warm, breezy overcast. Where’s the rain they promised?


1,764 posted on 08/29/2008 6:56:04 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well put.


1,765 posted on 08/29/2008 6:58:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Well, in that case, I would smile a knowing smile at Mr. Hissy, wink a knowing wink, and be totally confident that Ms. Karma has a wicked sense of comeuppance!

Actually, since your nuptials, I have to admit: I miss you! It’s been (at least) a year and I cannot, for the life of me, recall the date of your official connubial bliss.

Would you be so kind as to remind me?

(Ask for Tagamet, and get rid of the ulcers for good!)


1,766 posted on 08/29/2008 6:59:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Monkey Face
I didn't get the memo...


1,767 posted on 08/29/2008 6:59:52 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah. Well, since you’re the Imperial Weatherman, I can only kowtow to your Imperialness.

Sarah can be forgived. She has an awesome record of deflecting the poison barbs of the Dem-ons.

I like her. I’ll vote for McCain as many times as they pay me for!


1,768 posted on 08/29/2008 7:02:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

LOL!
Your tagline is a hoot!

How are you doing? Are you mending well?


1,769 posted on 08/29/2008 7:03:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Monkey Face
I’ll vote for McCain as many times as they pay me for!

Yes, yes!

1,770 posted on 08/29/2008 7:06:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

Ah. Must have been the one that went around when you were busy procreating. Or moving to the Arctic Circle.

Bob always referred to the power source as “U-kNow.”
My bad for assuming...


1,771 posted on 08/29/2008 7:06:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi!

Doing well. Three more weeks in the cast for my thumb, and I’m under orders to work on bending my knee. It’s painful, but I’m taking the stairs at work. (Step - ow - step - ow - step...)

How you?


1,772 posted on 08/29/2008 7:06:42 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: Monkey Face
People generally get what is coming to them. Sometimes it is losing something or not gaining something that they would have gotten if they had behaved a bit better. But often their worse punishment is having to live with their miserable selves.

My wedding was on June 8th. And yes having a husband does require a lot of time I have found. Of course they can get things down from the top shelf and open jars so that makes it worthwhile. :)

The medication I am on should take care of the bacteria that is causing the ulcer so I should be rid of this thing for good.

1,773 posted on 08/29/2008 7:08:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Tax-chick; redhead

OOOhhhhYAH!

I’m so PUMPED by McCain’s announcement! Of course, I got the inside scoop from a very reliable Source!

I’ve been praying that this country’s “enemies will be confounded,” and Sarah fits the bill! Yee-HAW!


1,774 posted on 08/29/2008 7:09:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
A rose by any other than would still smell as sweet.

Or in this case, make things glow in the dark and occasionally go "boom"...

1,775 posted on 08/29/2008 7:10:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I suspect I’m much better than you! At least I don’t have stairs to unveil my weaknesses! LOL!

What about the bike? I can’t recall what you told me last time I asked, and I’m sorry about that. I have a tendency to think I’m living in a shell.... (She says, at a snail’s pace...)


1,776 posted on 08/29/2008 7:12:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

And kill bugs. All the aggravation of my husband *and* children is worthwhile because they kill bugs, or pick them up and feed them to the gerbil, the fish, or the dragons.

Now I’m really going to bed. ‘Night, all!


1,777 posted on 08/29/2008 7:13:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Dead Corpse
Getting late already...

"A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet..."

Odd what can get by you when your concentration is slipping away from you like sanity in the US Congress...

1,778 posted on 08/29/2008 7:15:54 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse
"I didn't get the memo..."

I'm in with the Bobs.

1,779 posted on 08/29/2008 7:17:19 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yep. It’s been difficult for me at times, to not gloat when someone who deserved a public smack got a really nasty one in private, but I try to forgive them, and ask for forgiveness for myself for even having the thought. God IS an Equalizer!

Whoa. You have a hubby who can get things from the top shelf and open jars? (Mulling this over.)

I’m 5’9” and have earned a lot of drinks in arm wrestling...of course, I’m probably too old to win one, now, but back in the day....

Suffice it to say, I have a tool box that a lot of guys would envy. *sigh*

(And a step-stool.)


1,780 posted on 08/29/2008 7:19:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.)
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