[Emperor Palpatine]

I wonder what the silly misguided fundies who believe the Earth is only 6,500 or so years old will think of this?

[muawiyah]

They are all confused by the "time dilation factor". That can easily occur in those who fail to recognize the internal "three dimensional nature" of time itself.

This is why waiting around makes time pass slower, while doing something fun makes it pass faster.

[naturalized]

Which years?

[Mogollon]

I wonder what the silly misguided fundies who believe the Earth is only 6,500 or so years old will think of this?

This may be a little complex but give it a try:

Age of the Universe