What's it like ... to see a UFO?

FrederickNewsPost.com ^ | March 06, 2008 | Ron Cassie

[McKayopectate]

Not at this hour of night, not under these strong winds; and given the tiny airport in our area with it’s once-a-year arrivals and departures. No, this was not an airplane. I’m very familiar with airplanes and helicopters. I’m an avid skywatcher, and this was NOT either of those under those conditions. Sorry.

[mysterio]

It's like any other hallucination.

1. Take hallucinogenic substance in the proper dose.

2. See space monsters.

3. Get interviewed by the history channel.

If you completed step 2 or 3 without first completing step 1, it is essential that you visit a nearby psychiatric clinic and get medicated.

[lowbridge]

Seeing them is not nearly fun as piloting one of those babies...Picture it: In the skies over Roswell New Mexico, 1947. I remember the time....

Er, never mind.

[DungeonMaster]

I just can’t believe we’re alone in this BIG universe. Big is an understatement.

I used to think that, until I became a Christian and gained a bit of understanding about God.

[Quix]

Nothing to be sorry for about stating the truth.

Congrats on your skywatching.

Just, please, AVOID TAKING ANY RIDES!

Check out:

HTTP://WWW.ANCIENTOFDAYS.NET

about how to insure you don’t get taken for a destructive ride in such craft.

[Quix]

How long have you been such an uninformed naysayer?

[Quix]

You became a Christian and your understanding of

HOW BIG GOD IS . . .

AND

HOW BIG HIS CREATION IS

. . .

SHRUNK???

Mystified.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I wondered where that band got its name.

You really never knew that? I thought everyone knew that. Well...everyone over 40.

[Quix]

The issue that is still open for debate is whether there is any intelligent life left on earth.

Maybe they left on the UFO’s a long time ago. LOL!

==

There is that, alright.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I heard a comedian say that it was a fact that every person that had ever seen a ufo lived in a mobile home."

LOL...I heard a comedian talking about how alien abductees had trouble getting people to believe them. He compared it to a fish that gets caught, measured, weighed, tagged and thrown back...he goes to his fish buddies and says, "You guys ain't gonna believe this sh!t...."

[evets]

NINETEEN!

[MrB]

Read “Privileged Planet” for an idea how rare intelligent life has to be. It’s RARE. Even with very generous odds (1/10th) given to all the factors necessary, there should be less than .01 “earths” in our entire galaxy.

[MrB]

I was of the same mindset. I’ve been convinced otherwise.

[MrB]

Yes, the entire Creation, big as it is, was created for US (humanity on planet earth) to exist and discover.

[Mr. Mojo]

My dad saw three disc-shaped objects hover a few hundred feet off the ground for around a half hour and then suddenly speed away out of sight within a couple seconds. ....in the Catskills, NY, summer of 1947. ....a year, incidentally, when a great many UFO sightings/encounters were reported.

[McKayopectate]

Hahaha! Okay.

[mysterio]

How long have you been such an uninformed naysayer?

Since I loved UFO stuff as a kid and then found out they were fake when I was an adult. I was devastated, and was consumed by anger and hate.

Later, I was rebuilt, and now I'm here to crush the insurrection of UFO rebels who want to ruin the History Channel with endless UFO documentaries and blurry hoax pictures.

*heavy electronic breathing*

[Quix]

Methinks your research is inadequate.

My relative did not work around hoaxes and fakes.

[Quix]

Really?

Then . . . where . . .

oh where . . .

are ‘merely’ all Abraham, Isaac and Jacob’s children

(AS WELL AS CHRISTIAN JOINT HEIRS WITH CHRIST)

numbering literally as the sands of the seashores

going to RULE AND REIGN WITH CHRIST????

OVER WHAT????

dead aireless planets and moons???

Not plausible.

[mysterio]

Yeah, I think we talked briefly about that last time, but you were being all cryptic about it. Wouldn’t give specifics about your brother’s work, that kind of thing. I too am a fan of the X-files, and the smoking man was my favorite.