Posted on 01/03/2008 6:35:58 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
If it’s not one thing it’s another...
Tonya was in the front row for the premier :~)
I think I’ll wait until Disney does it on ice...
This just in via email:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.”
“Where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock?” asked the man.
“Hillary’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
The ice version has already been done. :~)
Er...that was kinda lame, actually.
But I’d never noticed the similarities between the names Huckabee and Humperdink before...
Heh.
Hah! Vey clever!
SirKit liked that one!
That was definitely me yesterday. I’m hopin’ for better today...
I like that kitty. Good thoughts there.
I go back to work today. For only four hours though. 3pm to 7pm.
unnngh....that brought back memories of working at Disney one summer...
My mom and dad are in a picture online! I just stumbled across it.
http://www.aggieathletics.com/games.php?SID=WBB&SSID=8235
See the guy in the blue shirt at the very far right? With his left arm cut off in the picture? That’s my dad. My mom is to his right.
He obviously didn’t get the memo about wearing pink. ;~)
Good luck!
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And of *course* you failed to warn us about all the *other* earworms on the thread...
*thumps head on desk*
I wisht I had one of them pink shirts. That’s how I found the picture...looking for a place I could purchase one.
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