***beep*** ***beep*** ***beep*** ***beep*** This is just a test of the local weather machine. In the event of a real storm, you would have been giving at least 48 hours advance notice by the Rovian Authorities via this test system while your liberal neighbors would have been left to fend for themselves. This is just a test. ***beep*** ***beep*** ***beep*** ***beep***
We now return you to your normal freeping.
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We’ve had control of The Undead Thread for going on four years, now!
Welcome! You’re a little late, but park your carcass and open a bottle of humor, and join the fun!