Pelosi and Murtha like to hang around natural gas lines. They like to smell the gas to distort reality. They also like the kitchen knives. All the easier to stab me in the back.
Oh! And you talking about gas lines reminded me. We have just developed another water line leak. The cement going into the laundry room has to be broken up to get to it.
You just keep your mind on your business, your eyes on the terrain in front of you and your hands on your weapon. They "have awakened the sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve."