[muawiyah]

Too many initials ~ they used up all the vowels and were left with nothing but consonants to pass out to the Serbs.

BTW, (initial thing again), I look like Wilfred Brimley but they won't let me cash his checks.

CIA once tried to recruit me and a cousin ~ we pulled out our pistols and backed away slowly.

[Oorang]

Thanks - that is one of the funniest posts I've read in quite a while.