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To: ArGee

A hunter comes across a dead bull elephant with a pygmy standing on it.

"How did you kill that elephant?" he asks.

"With my club."



"Good grief! How big is your club?"

Oh ... we have about forty members."


162 posted on 08/04/2006 12:46:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: BenLurkin
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Here come the elephants.

What did Jane say?

Here come the plumbs. She's colorblind.

Shalom.

165 posted on 08/04/2006 12:48:58 PM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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