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To: nuke rocketeer
How to Bathe a Cat

  1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
  3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
  6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
  7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

140 posted on 08/04/2006 11:14:15 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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150 posted on 08/04/2006 11:51:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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