[Smedley]

c'MON! Who here hasn't bought an underaged girl over the Internet? < /clinton >

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Good point. One simply cannot be too careful, in such matters. I tried purchasing one over the internet myself, just the other day; and ended up with this:

Needless to say: I'm still actively pursuing the advertised "refund" option. :)