Oh, getting a hose and cooling down depraved animals who think they have some God-given right to rut in public doesn't tire me at all.
I don't believe in "turning my head" to these public hedonists who are slouching towards gomorrah with their rude, obnoxious, selfish, and immoral behavior.
Not if I have a hose handy.
I sincerely hope that when that happens, the so-called "public hedonist" you target is a member of the Pink Pistols, and he is carrying. You might find that your hose just doesn't match up. Have a nice day.