Breakfast of Champions?;^)
How did the concert go last night?
Years ago we used to belong to a neighborhood card club.
We were hosting one night and as people were leaving (around 11:00 PM) we stood at the front door visiting prior to our guest's departure
Suddenly one of the men asked me for "an aspring and a cup of coffee" for his wife. She looked at him rather strange and I headed to the kitchen for the coffee.
He stopped me and explained it was a joke. He didn't want her to have a headache or be 'too tired' when they got home.
So when I saw your aspirin and coffee comment, I immediately wondered what YOU have on your agenda for today :>)