[dfwgator]

But considering that Tom believes that crap that Scientologists do, why is it such a stretch to think that he wasn't joking?

[Feiny]

You are right....besides Fat Bastrd eats babies. The other other white meat.

Or perhaps Tom is part dingo.

[teenyelliott]

Well, clearly all Scientologists are incapable of rational thought at any moment of any day EVER, let alone be capable of making a joke, right?

I heard Scientologists eat their parents when they get old and feeble.

Since you just read that, it must be true. Tell everyone you know!!!!!!