**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06

To: Xenophobic Alien

Superpoly Grip

Centrum Silver

Depends

Trojans

401 posted on 03/03/2006 9:13:58 AM PST by Stag_Man (Hamilton is my Hero)

Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?

A: They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.

402 posted on 03/03/2006 9:14:15 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Glad Sandwich Bags
String
KY
Gerbil

403 posted on 03/03/2006 9:14:35 AM PST by conservativebabe

Lucky you! We usually end up trying to stab each other with chopsticks over the last piece! ;-P

404 posted on 03/03/2006 9:14:36 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)

To: LongElegantLegs

405 posted on 03/03/2006 9:15:28 AM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Fleet Farm, actual purchase

Rat Traps
Cashews
fishing hooks
Ammo

Me asking hubby if rat traps will really work on gophers.

406 posted on 03/03/2006 9:16:11 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia

To: LongElegantLegs

Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called, Sosumi.

407 posted on 03/03/2006 9:16:45 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)

24 pack Toaster Streudels

Dog house with accessories

Slick 50

Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits CD

408 posted on 03/03/2006 9:16:49 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)

To: Xenophobic Alien; fatboynic; All

Am I too late or fashionably late?

409 posted on 03/03/2006 9:20:21 AM PST by baker_girl (Learn the rules so you know how to break them.)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Fix a Flat.
Auto Goop.
Vaseline.
Thong panties.

410 posted on 03/03/2006 9:20:49 AM PST by Darksheare (..the wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45...)

LOL...fashionably. :)

411 posted on 03/03/2006 9:23:06 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)

The video in post 216? Try it when you get home.

412 posted on 03/03/2006 9:24:04 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)

What's the WD-40 for?

413 posted on 03/03/2006 9:25:12 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Frank Drebin: I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.

Jane: How could you do something so vicious

Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor.

Frank Drebin singing Star Spangled Banner: Oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free!

Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...
[Wilma cries again]

Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)

414 posted on 03/03/2006 9:26:36 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)

Wow, your freaking me out with that list!

415 posted on 03/03/2006 9:26:51 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)

It's better than one of the alternatives.... being full of ....

416 posted on 03/03/2006 9:27:40 AM PST by Dashing Dasher ( I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)

To: Kate of Spice Island

Who's the sucker....er...I mean......lucky guy?

Just joking.

417 posted on 03/03/2006 9:27:43 AM PST by fredhead ("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Oh, that's just wrong!

418 posted on 03/03/2006 9:27:50 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)

to grease the waterhose to slip the concrete block over the railing and into the water without making any noise?

I don't know, really, just knew WD40 deserved its place in this crazy thread!

419 posted on 03/03/2006 9:28:12 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)

Getting to know a lot about some of the folks here. And I thought we were strange/kinky/fun/weird, etc.

420 posted on 03/03/2006 9:29:26 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)

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