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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Superpoly Grip
Centrum Silver
Depends
Trojans
401
posted on
03/03/2006 9:13:58 AM PST
by
Stag_Man
(Hamilton is my Hero)
To: EX52D
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
A: They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.
402
posted on
03/03/2006 9:14:15 AM PST
by
ChandyB71
(Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Glad Sandwich Bags
String
KY
Gerbil
To: retrokitten
Lucky you! We usually end up trying to stab each other with chopsticks over the last piece! ;-P
404
posted on
03/03/2006 9:14:36 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(Going armed to the terror of the public.)
To: LongElegantLegs
405
posted on
03/03/2006 9:15:28 AM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Fleet Farm, actual purchase
Rat Traps
Cashews
fishing hooks
Ammo
Me asking hubby if rat traps will really work on gophers.
To: LongElegantLegs
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It's called, Sosumi.
407
posted on
03/03/2006 9:16:45 AM PST
by
ChandyB71
(Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
To: Lazamataz
24 pack Toaster Streudels
Dog house with accessories
Slick 50
Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits CD
408
posted on
03/03/2006 9:16:49 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Xenophobic Alien; fatboynic; All
Am I too late or fashionably late?
409
posted on
03/03/2006 9:20:21 AM PST
by
baker_girl
(Learn the rules so you know how to break them.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Fix a Flat.
Auto Goop.
Vaseline.
Thong panties.
410
posted on
03/03/2006 9:20:49 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(..the wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45...)
To: baker_girl
411
posted on
03/03/2006 9:23:06 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: PaulaB
The video in post 216? Try it when you get home.
To: peacebaby
413
posted on
03/03/2006 9:25:12 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Frank Drebin: I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
Jane: How could you do something so vicious
Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor.
Frank Drebin singing Star Spangled Banner: Oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free!
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...
[Wilma cries again]
Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
414
posted on
03/03/2006 9:26:36 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Toby06
Wow, your freaking me out with that list!
415
posted on
03/03/2006 9:26:51 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: retrokitten
It's better than one of the alternatives.... being full of ....
416
posted on
03/03/2006 9:27:40 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
( I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Who's the sucker....er...I mean......lucky guy?
Just joking.
417
posted on
03/03/2006 9:27:43 AM PST
by
fredhead
("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
To: Xenophobic Alien
418
posted on
03/03/2006 9:27:50 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: #1CTYankee
to grease the waterhose to slip the concrete block over the railing and into the water without making any noise?
I don't know, really, just knew WD40 deserved its place in this crazy thread!
419
posted on
03/03/2006 9:28:12 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: peacebaby
Getting to know a lot about some of the folks here. And I thought we were strange/kinky/fun/weird, etc.
420
posted on
03/03/2006 9:29:26 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
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