Two more words -- abolish monarchy.
and for the Prince of Wales, three words -- get a job.
*L*
Dear Charlie
We poor, fat and ugly Americans are so thankful you have noticed our plight. Please start a charity campaign for our welfare immediately. Maybe, with enough crown jewels in our coffers, we, too, can be beautiful people like you and your lovely Camilla. Only with better teeth, and less patrician noses, and eyes that are not so beady and close together, and ears that lie flat against our heads, and an overall less equine look.
*smooches*
ValerieUSA