The butler was perfect.
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Armand: Al, you old son of a ****! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
Albert: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?
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Albert: I'm leaving you my stereo..
Agador(crying): I don't want it
Albert: My red boots
Agador: I don't want them.
Albert: And my wigs
Agador: Which wig?
I normally get queasy just thinking about movies about gays, because except for ones like "The Birdcage", they just try to ram the PC-view of their lifestyle down your throat. The only other movie I could recommend in this genre would be "Philadelphia", which is more about AIDS, and even that one goes a little overboard trying to lay a guilt-trip on the audience.
May I offer you a Pirin tablet? ;-)