***Official Friday Silliness***

I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

[ArGee]

Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.

To be continued ...

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Memo No. 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Oh, we're not nearly done yet...

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Memo No. 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m., Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow. Attendance is mandatory.

And the beat goes on ...

Shalom.

[rockabyebaby]

Aw shucks BigB, don't give up!

Thanks for the ping a ling BJ!

Wooooooohoooooooooooo, yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it's Friday!!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

[ArGee]

Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper dress.

Have you noticed anything familiar yet?

Shalom.

[beyond the sea]

Cat vs, bird standoff

I took over the lives of two declawed cats............. someone passed them to me because they were balless....... the cats were 5 years old at the time....... I put them out in my five acres ..... very slowly over months.............they are loving it outside..........I love them............... they just surrounded a bird........food.......... no need for tuna today..... yet!

[ArGee]

Memo No. 6: The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual. A copy of "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards" has been mailed to each employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Man, it just doesn't get any better than this. But wait!

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Memo No. 7: Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been discontinued, effective immediately.

Happy Friday!

Shalom.

[Petronski]

Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

I find that hard to believe, even for Japan. So bizarre.

[Rightly Biased]

Thanks for grabbing the torch BJ,



Gonna miss ya B ya slacker

[Rightly Biased]

I got a feva' and the only cure is more... harpsichord?

[The_Victor]

Caption time

I have to refuse to comment. Everything I can think of to caption with will get my post pulled.

[JimWforBush]

A Riddle

Schwartzenegger has a big one.


Michael J. Fox has a small one.


Madonna doesn't have one.


The Pope has one but doesn't use his.


Clinton uses his all the time.


Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.


Liberace never used his on women.


Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.


Cher claims that she took on 3.


We never saw Lucy use Desi's.


What is it? Answer below!






















The answer is:....... "A Last Name."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh... SNAP!"

[Socratic]

"Mick Jagger's pathetic return to national prominence."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Morning all, Happy Friday!!

[Rightly Biased]

I guess you'd be THE Big B

Sorry

[ArGee]

A little girl asks a man at a bus stop. "Do you believe in Jesus, Mister?"

The man says, "No, I don't. Do you?"

"Yes!" she says confidently. "I do. It says in the Bible that Jesus loves me and He died for my sins so I can go to Heaven."

"Do you believe everything it says in the Bible?" the man asks her.

"Sure I do," she says with one of those wide-eyed looks that children give. "Don't you?"

"Well," says the man, "I do have some questions. For example how do you suppose Noah got all those animals into the ark all by himself?"

"I don't know," replies the kid. "When I get to heaven I'll hafta ask him."

"What if Noah isn't in heaven?" he prods.

"Well, then, you can ask him yourself!"

Shalom.

[LeeHarvey]

[proud_2_B_texasgal]