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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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Comment #961 Removed by Moderator
To: Dillybird
962
posted on
06/10/2005 12:53:19 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: JimWforBush; Fierce Allegiance
It's a joke - it's not a real billboard...
I promise...
963
posted on
06/10/2005 12:53:56 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
964
posted on
06/10/2005 12:54:03 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Dillybird
The stuff growing in the keyboard is perfect! I have field supervisors who don't show up for weeks. I will have to get some alfalfa seed & a junk keyboard.
965
posted on
06/10/2005 12:54:23 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I guess the clown does bachelor and bachelorette parties! My guess is just bachelor. It sounds like he just got our of the joint.
To: Dashing Dasher
C'mon, if it's on the internet, it has to be real!
967
posted on
06/10/2005 12:54:56 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
968
posted on
06/10/2005 12:55:00 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: peacebaby
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
969
posted on
06/10/2005 12:55:28 PM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Good point - you could work for CBS or even Newsweek....
970
posted on
06/10/2005 12:56:01 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: najida
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
You mean there are such people??
971
posted on
06/10/2005 12:56:48 PM PDT
by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: Dashing Dasher
It's a joke - it's not a real billboard... I promise...
"dude... it's real... I seen it..."
972
posted on
06/10/2005 12:57:18 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: Dillybird
I am 33% Asshole/Bitch.
I don't think I am an asshole and the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.
973
posted on
06/10/2005 12:57:49 PM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
974
posted on
06/10/2005 12:57:55 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Dillybird
I am 65% Asshole/Bitch.
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
975
posted on
06/10/2005 12:58:08 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: r-q-tek86
976
posted on
06/10/2005 12:58:18 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I am 56% Asshole/Bitch. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
977
posted on
06/10/2005 12:58:35 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: diamond6
Can someone post this? You just did...
978
posted on
06/10/2005 12:59:01 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: diamond6
979
posted on
06/10/2005 12:59:05 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Dillybird
980
posted on
06/10/2005 12:59:07 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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