Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
Thank you... thank you... thank you....
Hey guys, thanks for the Pings. I was too busy yesterday to dive into the OFST. But you are always appreciated! ;o)
That drag from the horns doesn't make it practical.
Gonna have ta bookmark that one...
Q) Why do Baptist's frown on premarital sex?
A) It might lead to dancing.
Q) What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
A) The Methodist will say hello to you in the package store.
Q) Is it better to take one Baptist or two Baptists fishing with you?
A) Take two. If you take only one, he'll drink all your beer.
Another bookmarkable.
I need to buy that shirt!!!!
It'll go with my collection -
1. I HEART Halliburton
2. PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Squirrels
by Dr.Demento
album:
squirrels
all we really are is squirrels
we're being hunted we are squirrels
we are appealing we are squirrels
we want to gather nuts
but people splatter our guts
when they're on a country drive
it isn't easy to survive
back in the other day
i saw a squirrel get blown away
they served him on a dinner tray
they baked him into a souffle
squirrel season opens up today
if your a squirrel run away
i dont know what else i should say
please call the ASPCA
fur coats from us are made
fur is nice but i like suede
they scrape our fur off with a blade
and never bother with first aid
we squirrels mainly like to play
and we like to catch some rays
please dont kill us this we pray
we're cute and harmless anyway
squirrels we're not delicious
squirrels we are not racoons
squirrels dont live in palm trees
squirrels or in your bathroom
squirrels
thats all we really are is
squirrels
isnt it fine i am a squirrel
please help em save us we are
squirrels
i wanna whip out my
squirrel
squirrels x8
Guess I'm going to have to bookmark this one too...
It seems to fit perfectly with the theme of the thread.
Sorta Bob Nelson-esque.
Drat.
[how 'bout swept-back Viking wings instead?]....:)
Like this?
Very nice... Buy 2...
Terribly expensive things, those.
People who do "re-enactments" at Renn Faires make/buy them.
Think I'll just stick with my "Frenchy's" half helmet, after all.....:))
Jess!
Joe?
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