Whatever happened to Mickey Rourke? He looks like he was ran over by the Ugly Truck. Twice.
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
Yeah but your still part of my group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with!!!
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So wrong....
Kiss my a&&!
(means I love ya!)
ouch ouch ouch ouch . . . . . . . . . . ..
just the thought had me curling up on the floor......
and two holes to p33 with, that could be quite the challenge after a few beers. .
Smooch!!!
Pheasant and a chuckar...well I'll let you decide.
I'm practically peeing in my pants and I'm only 2minutes into the skit....
Hilarious!
Steve Martin, that was funny. That was a long time ago. ;)
LOL, I hear a stampede...
Thanks. I offered my 3 extra tickets to a young gentleman currently serving in the military, who happened to be at the Beck signing at 3:30 today; however, he said he already had tickets for the show tonight.
I thanked him for serving our country as he was walking away and tried to get his attention to indicate that the seats I wanted to give him were much better than the ones the radio station gave him, but to no avail. He was long gone.
I'm glad he got tickets, but I fear he's way in the back of the theater. He should be upfront, orchestra pit. He deserves it. That's the least I could have done.
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"If you don't get any takers, call the local recruiting station or National Guard armory, or VFW hall."
Excellent idea. If it comes to that, I'll call around. Thanks!
Whatever happened to Mickey Rourke? He looks like he was ran over by the Ugly Truck. Twice.
Courtesy of FReepette Salamander
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Ouch.
Rule of thumb, don't bother people by freepmail.
*chuckle*
Did you know what it was - or did you google it?
Curious...
Lick
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