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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: najida
You sure that isn't your mother?

It's actually his first daughter but his wife doesn't know about her.

1,001 posted on 06/10/2005 1:03:09 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: PaulaB

All I can think is "I wonder if she survived!" (it looks like a big fall).


1,002 posted on 06/10/2005 1:03:11 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: najida

Valid point.....

I am a serious prankster in real life - and the test asked questions like, "do you laugh at others" - well, duh - that's what being a prankster is all about....

I have a great one that may upset some folks here - I may try and post it and see what happens.


1,003 posted on 06/10/2005 1:04:04 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I see you found Exhibit A from somebody's lawsuit.


1,004 posted on 06/10/2005 1:04:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

1001?


1,005 posted on 06/10/2005 1:04:14 PM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Assholy

Does that mean you're Howard Dean and go to church?


1,006 posted on 06/10/2005 1:04:27 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Post it please ;)


1,007 posted on 06/10/2005 1:04:48 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Doomonyou; Darksheare; trisham; Pyro7480

UNNNGH...!!!!!


1,008 posted on 06/10/2005 1:06:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: najida
Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate

Your food pyramid beats the USDA's

1,009 posted on 06/10/2005 1:07:00 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Lady Jag

I made one & only one post to you. All of the rest were replies. I never did a damn thing wrong. You brought this on yourself. You called TheBigB a chauvanist. You pissed him off. I have a dozen freepmails from others saying you pull the same crap all over FreeRepublic. You sure have managed to devople quite a following people who have VERY strong opinions about you.

I have never gotten into an argument that wasn't quickly resolved since I started here. This won't be quickly resolved, because it is a personal trait of yours - You are an evil person.

I promise to never post anything to you or about you again if you do the same. Besides, 3 days doesn not equal a week. My post to you was 3 days ago.


1,010 posted on 06/10/2005 1:07:01 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; thag; AZamericonnie; beachn4fun; bentfeather; ...

Hunk Hero

1,011 posted on 06/10/2005 1:07:09 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: hattend

he he he,
It's what's been keeping alive the last few weeks.


1,012 posted on 06/10/2005 1:08:23 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: cyborg; missyme; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; arasina; WestCoastGal; ...
Once upon a time, Dasher had a friend - we'll call him Doug (not his real name). Doug is a very successful business man with a serious mental health condition.

He was called to court for some ridiculous business related non-event. He decided to have some fun with it and showed up wearing this...

TO COURT

FYI... his attorney is Jewish (shocker, I know) and thought it was hilarious!


1,013 posted on 06/10/2005 1:09:30 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: hattend

It is a strange word.


1,014 posted on 06/10/2005 1:09:43 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

New word devople. I think it means develop.


1,015 posted on 06/10/2005 1:09:46 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: najida

Done...


1,016 posted on 06/10/2005 1:09:50 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
New word devople. I think it means develop.

It's french....

Just like sillines is french for SILLINESS (see title of thread)

1,017 posted on 06/10/2005 1:11:31 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oye vey!


1,018 posted on 06/10/2005 1:12:00 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.


1,019 posted on 06/10/2005 1:12:04 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
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To: Lady Jag
Hubba Hubba Alert!!!

1,020 posted on 06/10/2005 1:12:43 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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