[xsmommy]

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Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

In honor of Whyisa's alma mater....

Texas Tech's win was not diaphanous, it was DECISIVE

Review Threads:

Review Thread One: Word For The Day, Thursday 11/14/02: Raffish (Be SURE to check out posts #92 and #111 on this thread!)
Review Thread Two: Word For The Day, Tuesday 1/14/03: Roister
Review Thread Three: Word For The Day, Tuesday 1/28/03: Obdurate
Review Thread Four: Word For the Day, Friday 7/25/03: Potation
Review Thread Five: Word For the Day, Monday 8/19/03: Stolid

No pushing at the door please!

It's Commando Friday as well as NYs eve!

[xsmommy]

happy new years eve.

[fastattacksailor]

The UN's critisism of the US was diaphanous attempt to make Geroge Bush look bad. Happily, most right thinking americans saw right through it.

[fastattacksailor]

The UN's critisism of the US was diaphanous attempt to make Geroge Bush look bad. Happily, most right thinking Americans saw right through it.

[Young Werther]

The diaphanous diatribes of the Democrat strategists, (now there's an oxymoron), regarding the US's stinginess continues to highlight the vagaries of their vision!

[hobbes1]

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[TruthShallSetYouFree]

In a diaphanous attempt to avoid having to think of a limerick or anagram, I am forwarding this Happy New Year message:

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[Dashing Dasher]

The Voter Fraud stories in Ohio are diaphanous to anyone with half a brain. Which is probably why the DUmmies are true believers.

[P.O.E.]

What I wouldn't give to go back into time,
When Guy's band would lead us in "Auld Lang Syne"
The men in tuxedos for a night on the town,
The women arrayed in diaphanous gowns

The ball drops, we laugh, kiss and shed a tear
At the hopeful beginning of a glistening new year
The dance floor would fill with this song - played just right
We all toast "Just the way you look, tonight"

[Texan5]

Happy New Years Eve! Good word for commando Friday-

Jesse Jackass was in Ohio
Trying to accelerate the spin
And energize the 'rat party voters
But even he knows they can't win

But at least he gets some camera time
By calling it an unfinished race-
While exposing the diaphanous credence
Of the party's voting base

Not that he cares about anyone-
He plays this all by rote

Even if he makes Ohio look like Florida-
Full of folks too dumb to vote

[Argh]

What? They let the Whyisa into a university? And I thought they showed a deplorable lack of discrimination when they let ME into one...

If all the coeds at Texas Tech were laid end to end

it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

(Thanks Dorothy Parker)

WHAT?!? We just finished "celebrating" Christmas and now we have to "celebrate" New Year's?? It sounds like a plot by Satan to me. I wish to hell God would do something about goddam Satan. However I don't see why we should celebrate being a year closer to Heil Hillary.

I'm wearing my non-diaphonous pj's at the moment but will put on equally opaque underwear later when I go out for fish and chips and beer and cigarettes.

[Argh]

Martha Stewart just can't win. By the way, what the heck ever happened to breaking rocks with sledgehammers all the live long day in prison? Christmas decorations, forsooth!

[NeoCaveman]

What is with pilots flying into Cleveland getting hit in the eye with diaphenous beams of light?

[Dutchgirl]

Between the dark and the daylight,
When the night is beginning to lower,
Comes a pause in the days occupation,
That is known as the Children’s Hour.

But Children's Hour is long over,
And yet you are still bright eyed.
You’ve had your bath and your story,
And now you’re a pain in my back side.

Mommy’s wearing a diaphanous nightie,
And my favorite black lacy thong,
But you’re here resisting your bedtime,
And something is horribly wrong.

Do you think, O blue-eyed Banditti,
That you’ll deprive Daddy of nookie?
I’m putting bourbon in your warm milk,
And Qualuudes into your cookie.

Happy New Year!!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Walt Disney, William Shakespeare, and Abe Lincoln all diafamously, one way or another.

[M Kehoe]

For the awards banquet, Teddy Kennedy wanted to wear something new, and different. He yelled at his seamstress, "I will not wear that tent made from sail cloth," as he slammed down another scotch. The seamstress was frightened, but she asked in a low, sheepish voice, "what material would you like your tent made from, senator?" Kennedy boomed, "diaphanous tulle is what I want." "But senator," she said, "there isn't enough diaphanous tulle in the whole world to make your tent."

Ok, I need to stand in the corner and imbibe.

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