Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!
Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.
Oh like you all weren't expecting this as today's word.
RME
:-)
Here.....barely awake but here just the same......
"Victory"
Schadenfreude # 2.....or
For extra credit, I'd like to submit the following DUmbass thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1293955#1294249
Those offended by the "f-word" might want to skip this thread. ;)
word of the day is ...whenpigsfly!Morning! Hehehe-
As I enjoy my victory breakfast
In honor of our Commander in Chief
The poodle is in his bunker
In a state of disbelief
How can schadenfreude be so rampant
In the celebrations of we little people
When he'd promised bread and circuses
To all the crowds of sheeple?
Now he won't admit defeat
Though his troops have broken ranks
And the damning numbers are showing
That he's surrounded by opposition tanks
Well, poodle-concede this contest
And return to the life of the idle rich
With your boats and planes and mansions
That really belong to your b****
The democrat poll watcher pulled the curtain down to avoid seeing his liberal neighbors committing another case of schadenfraude inside the voting booth....
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Pubbie shades of schadenfreude,
Dimo's on the couch with Freud,
Trying to fathom, to understand,
How this thing got out of hand,
Denying Kerry is a hemorrhoid.
Painful itching, scratch it not,
Duke of somewhere burning hot,
Baleful eyes with grating smile,
JFK's a a stinking pile,
Whose treason far too many forgot.
Speak to me of Jenjis Khan,
Of medals cowards once put on,
But mention not the twenty year,
Senate-meetings-missed career,
Or five new laws his name's upon.
No, talk of jungles, bullets, fires,
Of heroic battles fought, most dire,
In sweaty greens, afloat on mud,
Cut and run, once said this dud,
The president's chair he now admires...
FROM BOSTON - AND NOT FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE (Amen).
"The next VP" Breck Boy (Duh!)
His speech filled me wih joy (Duh!)
Counting votes is so nice
We'll be counting them twice
While we bask in the schadenfreude
I do love this word. It's the kind of word only the German culture could produce.
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude! We have won, the dems have lost!
Call your lawyers and the pundits, all your legal lies exhaust..
Count the fake votes in Ohio, drag your feet deny, delay-
Bush will still hold onto office at the closing of the day!
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude! earth and heaven rejoice today,
Babies yet conceived are smilling, let all red states sing with praise.
Kennedy, O’Connor, Rhenquist, even Ginsburg out to grass,
Then with four young sane appointees, see what justice comes to pass!
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude! Can my cup be more than full?
Mary Frances Berry gone, at last some sanity will rule!
Which gives me more pleasure watching- Dan or Katie in the dumps?
No, I think it’s seeing little Tommy Dacschle take his lumps!
Amen
Sing to the tune of the Beatles, "Yesterday":
Schadenfreude
It's what got the Freepers overjoyed
Even with Dem lawyers to be deployed
Why I believe in schadenfreude......
By the way, where are the Riots that Mrs. Edwards inferred would be forthcoming?